Subject of even thinking about your ex or exes can be daunting than thinking about the Corona Virus , specially if you recently broke up and can’t drink away your sorrows with your friends(Cos of the lockdowns). But you have got to let me help you .These are some remedies that you can do to kill that sad monster .
Make New Connections
Now you might be wondering , “how ?” Look ,you are not the only one who is trapped inside their homes like zoo animals .Nope .There are hundreds of single and HORNY people out there ,this is the perfect time to connect with them ,over the internet ,yes that’s right .You have two options now ,either you can listen to sad ,break up songs or get that phone and start connecting with people immediately . People always look for connections, and I believe this is a perfect time to talk to some new people on internet .Be the person to destroy someone’s boredom. Talk to them and get ready to meet these people after the Corona Lockdown is over .
Virtual Drinking
Big part of getting over a break is socializing with you friends ,and you can’t PHYSICALLY meet them right now .SO ,set up a video call using zoom ,messenger or whatever there is and start drinking. I told a friend of mine to recently try this at home to see if it works and as ludicrous as this sounds I got good feedback from the said friend saying it works .
Keep a diary
sobriety and loneliness can cause you to have blue feelings ,specially during a lock down .and writing about your feelings can actually help you ,a sad journal if you will . My therapist recommended me this idea when I had depression and it helped me a lot . Same tactic can be applied to break ups as well . Give it a go .
Its okay to Cry
Be single for a while
A common mistake that most people make after a break up is getting into a relationship right away. Trust me ,that the least important thing you want right now .Yes, moving on is the ultimate cure but you need time to heal . Getting into a relationship right after your break up destroys your chances of getting closure, reflecting on what happened and adjusting your mind . You are not getting into a relationship because you want to ,you are doing it because you have to .You believe that it might bring everything back to normal. IT WONT . So be single for a while. At least a year .
Put yourself out there
Now above I mentioned that using this lock down time to travel and meet new people in the cyber space .You might be wondering ,isn’t this the same thing ? Technically no. hear me out .Putting yourself out there means that showing the people that you are AVAILABLE . If you have a good body ,take some raunchy pictures and show that beach body off .And most importantly , this is the time for you to up your wardrobe game, it doesn’t matter how you look you just gotta be a flashy peacock .Embrace yourself ,love yourself and show that self love through fashion.
Virtually Help People
“But HOW!! I am an emotional wreck”
Yes you are so this step actually comes after 2 months of your break up .Helping others in anyway you could can actually increase your happiness level .This is research proved I’m not making this up. You could be good at something ,and someone will always be needing wisdom or your help . and trust me helping fellow humans is the best therapy there is . Take this opportunity to volunteer ,connect with people or even teach. You will realize the importance of being human and why you deserve someone better than some person who left you . Some of these options are not available right now because of the Lock downs .But you can find ways to reach and help people through the internet .
Don’t Hate
Now it is really hard to not hate you EX, chances are, right now both of you are hating each other. Its quite normal .but trust me taking the high road will help you in the long run .So No ,don’t go out there to throw rocks at your ex’s window . I mean you anyway can’t cos you are on lockdown
Dont CALL BACK
Don’t lie ,you thought about doing that ,you dumb cunt ! .No get the corona virus thats way better than calling your ex so stop . Lot of people believe that being friends after a break up can be done and those are the cunts who love pineapple on their pizzas .IT JUST DOESN’T WORK . All it will do is bring back those painful memories ,and you will be right back where you started .May be in the future ,in 5 or 6 years yeah I believe you can be friends. I mean North Korea and America became good friends so ,why the hell can’t you be friends . BUT NOT NOW .
You have the power over YOU
There are millions of articles(including this one) out there that will give you tips on how to get over a break up and you could read all of that .None of it will not be useful ,if YOU don’t want to CHANGE ,accept the fact that the relationship is over . You control your fate ,not others .
Give yourself some TIME
You will eventually get over your ex but you need to give some time for yourself .Make this opportunity to follow your dreams and ambitions .Don’t be hard on yourself ,in a year or two you will look back and realize that this was just a hiccup.
